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We are a mess, we are failures, and we love it

Sep 13 '14

HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → d
↳ dementor

"Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them… Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. If it can, the Dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself… soulless and evil. You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life."

Sep 13 '14

(Source: lizgillies)

Sep 13 '14
dauntlessardor:

Omg cats

dauntlessardor:

Omg cats

Sep 13 '14
Sep 13 '14

somethingodd:

THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE SAUSAGES MADE OF PUPPY.

(Source: axon-axoff)

Sep 13 '14

Anonymous asked:

You watched Kim's full tape or the five minute pornhub version

kngshxt:

you think i had time to watch 79 minutes of that dry ass sex tape? she aint even have booty shots yet. her head game was awful and she was fucking brandy’s brother. nigga was lookin in the camera like he knew kanye was gone see it one day. weird as fuck. so yeah anyway i watched the whole thing.

Sep 13 '14

(Source: hopunk)

Sep 13 '14

ginuwineleather:

i wanna raise my daughters to not text back

Sep 13 '14

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

Sep 13 '14

nice-wig-janis:

"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
image

Sep 13 '14


Every now and then you have like a realization moment where you get goosebumps and think: I am literally the luckiest person in the world.

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY, NIALL!!

Every now and then you have like a realization moment where you get goosebumps and think: I am literally the luckiest person in the world.

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY, NIALL!!

(Source: babyxnanas)

Sep 13 '14

daft-pun:

The Breakfast Club, then and now.

Sep 13 '14
thatfunnyblog:

same

thatfunnyblog:

same

(Source: bomshells)

Sep 13 '14

corgis-everywhere:

#1. A dog named named “Leao” sits at the grave of her owner, who died in the disastrous landslides near Rio de Janiero in 2011.

#2. Zanjeer the dog saved thousands of lives during Mumbai serial blasts in March 1993 by detecting more than 3,329 kgs of the explosive RDX, 600 detonators, 249 hand grenades and 6406 rounds of live ammunition. He was buried with full honors in 2000.

#3. A man embraces his dog as she receives saline from a drip from a veterinarian hospital financed by Sao Paulo’s municipal government. The hospital offers free health care for the pets of low-income residents in Sao Paulo, Brazil.

#4. Figo, a Kentucky police dog, pays his last respects to his human partner, Officer Jason Ellis, who was killed in an ambush five days earlier.

#5. Slain Navy SEAL Jon Tumilson’s dog “Hawkeye” lies next to his casket during funeral services in Rockford, Iowa. Tumilson was one of 30 American soldiers killed in Afghanistan on August 6 when their helicopter was shot down during a mission to help fellow troops who had come under fire.

#6. This dog was nursed back to health by the man who found him abandoned and severely abused.

Sep 13 '14